Celebrity Sighting
We here at Lost in Moldova are excited to announce our first official celebrity sighting. Unlike that time two weeks ago when we were positive we saw Ringo Starr at McDonald's enjoying a McPuisor(Chicken), this time we are able to provide exclusive photo evidence.
None other than noted Italian American actor Joe Pesci was spotted exploring our fair section of the world. Fresh off his three episode stint this season on the Soprano's as "Joey Brake Lights", Mr "Tommy DeVito", Mr. "Vinny Gambini" was seen dining with his entourage at the distinguished Indian restaurant.
Refusing to remove his hat and glasses at the table, the surly Mr Pesci would not grant us an interview. Our noted photographer was however able to snap this shot of Mr Pesci's trademark intense gaze.
We are unable to ascertain the purpose of Mr. Pesci's visit to these parts, whether for a tryst with an alluring local, researching his next movie on the Bucharest Mafia( Tu vorbesti cu mine?) currently in pre-production, or single handedly trying to bring leather hats back into style, we weren't told nothin'.
No word yet on whether old pal Bobby De Niro will be making an appearance but we will keep you updated on that and the rest of Mr Pesci's whirlwind trip.
Until next time remember, no sighting is too small no rumor too crazy to be published here at Lost in Moldova.
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1 comment:
i'm sorry but i must contradict you there as it seems you have stumbled over one of mr. Pesci's many lookalikes. THE Joe Pesci has been, for the last 5 years, on a long sabbatical in Bucharest, acting as executive doorman at Dr Xavier's Mihai Miteazul School for the Gifted Youth. His agenda remains unknown but a rumour overheard in intelligence offices in the principality of Baicului-Pantelimon place him in contact with on E. Presley, from whom he is apparently receiving Canto lessons. And he wears a prol "sapca" not a stylish bourgeois "palarie".
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